I have a carrd now! Please read it!

https://sonderdream.carrd.co/

autistic-fuckwad:

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

flyin-shark:

wolg-fang:

flyin-shark:

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

cyclonopedia:

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never let the haters get to you

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

spiritually nourished by listening in to the admin meeting and hearing that work is having trouble recruiting staff for their understaffed, very part-time afterschool positions. the peace that passeth understanding, etc.

their first two suggestions for improving staff morale and mental health were “have everyone attend a mandatory mental health seminar” and “ask the staff how things are going” bro at least have a pizza party…

bro I have been in therapy for years, if you make me sit thru a PowerPoint about journaling and taking time for myself when my top two stressors are 1) you and 2) also you but in a different way, I will shit my pants during the seminar, god bless <3

just remembered my all-time-fave tweet:

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pleckthaniel:

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Favorite genre of post

decolonize-the-left:

twocarsonenight:

twocarsonenight:

it should be illegal to tow a car as punishment and i’m not even kidding

you park in the wrong spot somewhere. maybe at a friend’s apartment complex, or at a store when you’re actually walking somewhere else, or whatever. they could ticket you—still charge you a fine for parking where you’re not supposed to. but instead, in a far more crippling way than a fine (which is already hard enough for low income people), they call a third party and steal your car. so you have lost your means of transportation, which you will only learn the next time you need your car, because they don’t have any need or care to notify you.

so first, you have to figure out which towing company they used. which you can only do if the place that decided your car was in the wrong spot is still open, or if you can get someone on the phone.

assuming you figure out which company towed your car, which one time took me over an hour on its own because the number on the signs warning about towing in the parking lot was a dead number, you then have to figure out how to get there. without a car. god help you if you don’t have someone in your support network to pick you up or public transportation, because most of the time it’s at least a mile away.

you find a way to get there, you call them to see if your car is even really there, and they tell you they won’t give your car back until you pay them. how much? well, it’s not regulated, so they can pretty much say whatever number they goddamn feel like. i recently got towed by a company infamous in my college town and they charged me a whopping $180–half of my paycheck for two weeks during the school year. when the same company towed my brother last year, and we both have the same sized cars, they charged him $300. they don’t have to justify the charge, they don’t have any itemized receipt, because what are you going to do? not pay it? you have to get to work and you’re already short on time because you had to walk to the goddamn towing place or have someone come get you to bring you there or spend an hour on the phone with different people trying to figure out where the fuck your car was in the first place.

it’s extortionate. it’s absolutely insane that they can, without exaggeration, steal someone’s car and hold it for ransom under the assumption that you will pay anything to get it back, because of the extent to which our society is dependent on cars.

This happened to me so we just abandoned the car cuz we couldn’t get it out, which means they sold it off. This was way back in 2016/2017 I think.

And a few days ago a debt collector had us served for the almost $10k we still have on the car.

So yeah not only will they steal it and sell it but you will still also have to pay for it anyway.

Because you parked in the wrong spot for an hour or two.

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it

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The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.

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I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

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IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

transcendentalyouth:

mr J i know you may not be too fond of dogs, but what is your opinion of snoopy?

straycatj:

Oh …he is my mentor…

thechronicchillpill:

parents not believing their disabled child is actually disabled and forcing them to go beyond their limits is abuse.

parents calling their disabled kid a burden or a problem to them is abuse

parents using the disabled kids story to their advantage and making it more about themselves is abuse.

stop excusing abuse just because the victim is disabled.

roxasboxas:

necromancy-enthusiast:

In retrospect the part in kh2 where the remaining members of Organization XIII all come together in Radiant Garden basically just to taunt Sora is so goddamn funny because it’s a massive bluff. You bitches are down 8 members. For 5 of them, it’s because they were sensible enough to betray you (even if you only remember 4 because Plot Shenanigans), and for 2 of the others, it’s because they were straight up murdered by some of the ones that betrayed you. You really think you’re in a place to taunt the kid with the special prophecy weapon who your whole plan is contingent on????

It gets even better because a couple of the ones that died because of betraying them were specifically killed by the kid with the special prophecy weapon their whole plan is contingent on and at least one other that didn’t was killed by his best friend the chosen one who’s still following him at a distance to make sure everything’s okay

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